The Fucking Idiots Club©
Founder Membership by Invitation Only
Standard Membership by Introduction or a Limited number by application
Why would anyone join TFIC?
To be a member of an organisation whose members are drawn from the largest group of people in the world
No, then you probably qualify to become a Member
Just look at our Membership Qualification Questionnaire
What do you get as a Member?
In view of the number of potential members in the world, we will be obtaining for our Members substantial discounts on a vast
range of goods and services. This is because we negotiate on behalf of potentially billions of people
As we figured out there are billions of us, we said, let us have competitions with prizes.
So that's what we are going to do and we are going to make them globally viewable through TFIC Media
If you want you can have a competition with your neighbour, if he/she is a TFIC Member, even if you are not a member you still
can (have a competition with your neighbour), but don't use our name or we will sue you and your neighbour and you will not
appear on our media network or will the winner be eligible for any prizes
Members can have their own "FI" Web/Space/Site and help from our techie people how to get it up and running.
As I haven't a clue how to do this, I knew this was a must have for TFIC to provide from the start.
As we are a community of people who have accepted that we are FI's, we will be driven by the majority requests/requirements,
but with full knowledge and understanding that the minorities views and opinions have value
The TFIC is a Private Members Club, only open to people who qualify for membership, however use of our services is restricted
to only legal activities and we will monitor very closely the use of TFIC FI's Personal Web Pages
There are a few no, no's which will become apparent if Members try to do them
The Chief Fucking Idiot